Infant

Time Management, as life goes on you have to have a tighter schedule every day, no more fooling around in class. Because you're work will not be nearly complete. No more dragging school days along, or staying up late... I always thought that Gr.8 would be a walk in the park.

But, I was soon mistaken. September, what a breeze. No work all day! Nothing to do but just sit around and play games. Sitting all day making new friends was fun for a while.Yet another, Month passed and still no hard work. Term 1 complete, just like that! What a piece of scuptious cake. Then Term 2 comes in and drop's a bomb. I didn't even see it coming. Dropping for A to B's I was making mistakes everyday and I just could not make my day's any better. Quiz marks dropping massively, tests barley passing (by a hair). It was a wreak! I would always come to school In a bad mood and drowsy, from getting no sleep. I didn't realize it. Until it got worse. So, I decided I should go to bed early, and prepare my self for school everyday.

Immediately, I stated to see changes! My total routine changed. I woke up everyday barley tired. It was now not a big deal getting up at 7:00 anymore. I started to see my marks skyrocket back to the mid 90's. Right then, I knew that it was how i handle my time. I started to try harder not to slack off in class and it truly payed of. Everything I was struggling with suddenly became a walk in the park! It was like Term 1 all over again! Except even easier! My friend's finally caught on that I was trying to pay attention. So they just layed off for a while.

When Term 3 came rolling around, It was simple. Until, the finals. Everyone who studies isn't cool according to everyone. But, yet I thought that it was worth a legit try. It took a while to get in the groove of studying. I was really committed to dominating my tests. And I did really good on then!

So, for next year when another one of those "Bomb drops" Ill be prepared for anything that hits me. Better Schedule, etc. Grade 9! Here I come!

Dear, Microsoft


Recently, I have noticed that your revolutionary console isn't all that great after I bought the Ps3. You see there are many horrendous flaws with the X-Box 360. And In this letter I will explain why you should give up with making consoles. There are many reasons, for example your online play. No one wants to pay $120 dollars just to go online when Ps3 is free! So, witch one would you buy? Ps3 or X-Box 360 (For Online play)? Another point is that the Ps3 has Blu-ray witch in fact is the leading manufacturer of High Definition disks in the world. Plus the capacity of these disks is MASSIVE; it can hold up to 50 Gig's! Unlike your disks which can only hold about 13 Gig's. Also Ps3 has much better exclusive games.


They are just more creative and thoughtful then X-Box 360 exclusives. All X-Box 360 games are about killing and shooting. While the Ps3 has fun and enjoyable games for all ages. Witch Bring out the imagination in all of us! But the greatest thing about the Ps3 is that they never fail. I bet all of you (Microsoft) remember when your console. Everyone was excited about this amazing system! Until...the ring of death. 85% of all consoles had the ROD (Ring of Death). That was a massive turn away. Your newer consoles that came out after the first releases. Were much better but still broke allot. The Ps3 on the other hand.


Never broke even the first console that came out. Also I would like to tell you why Xbox-360 has been the superior console all this time (According to Society). It’s because the Xbox came out first. And then 2 years later the Ps3 came out. I think that you should just stop making those systems and sick to computers. It is your specialty. So, stop making consoles, make them better, or stick to PC.


PS: You can't say that Xbox-360 had HD movies because HD DVD is no longer in Business.


Sincerely,

Adam Kukawski

Hey, all you gamers out there!?! How would you like a console that could only do anything, you command it to do! It's the best console out there and its called the Playstaion 3, yes not the 2end but the 3rd. Its top of the line! Better than the Xbox-360 any day. For it has Blu-ray, a high-definition DVD player the brings everything to life! Also the Blu-ray disk hold 50Gigs of memory. Compared to the Xbox-360 disk witch is only holds 15Gigs of memory!



The Ps3 online mutiplayer is free, unlike the Xbox-360 witch costs 120 bucks a month! What a rip off! The online is also much better then Xbox-360! There are so many great things about the revolutionary console that will blow your mind in many ways.

This system can:

1) Play Blu-Ray (A high Definition DVD player)
2) Online is free! (Don't have to pay 120 Dollars)
3) Ps3 Disks are much bigger (Ps3: 50 Gig, Xbox: 15 Gigs)
4) Motion Sensor technology in controller!
5)Much better exclusive games (They bring out Imagination, with all ages)
6)You Can brows the web.
7)The Hard Drive is twice the size (Compared to Xbox-360)

This Console "Can Do Everything"!

Obviously, this is the Superior console that everyone in the world is talking about! It has so many cool and amazing feature's that its awesome! So Go ahead Buy a Xbox-360, Wii, Or even a PC. I am just telling you that you are missing out on the greatest system known to man!

You Are Going To Love This System!

Yea, Sony Has made a better console then us. - MicroSoft

This is the Superior console for all gaming! Thanks for this system Sony! - Rockstar Games

You see, Even the biggest companies in America are saying that the Ps3 is the best! So, what are you waiting for go buy a Ps3 TODAY!

Wrooooooom! As my engine roars to the moon, my master opens my throttle wider, and wider, and WIDER! I cant handle this anymore, I start to feel a little underpowered in my top-end. Finally he shift into 3rd gear lets me rip. You see I am a Dirt Bike. But not any ordinary Dirt Bike, I Simply a KTM 125 Sx!


The Superior Bike in all classes, when I awake all I want to do is roost (Spin out)! Theres, some urge in my motor, I want to go faster, and faster! That's what I love, also many other things. Like Fresh 2 stroke mix Gasoline, that always quenches my thirst! Or maybe when my master cleans my air filter, I can taste the fresh air already (mmm-mmm Good!) Whenever I go for a ride with my master, I see nature everywhere. From Trees to bushes, from bushes to animals. I get a first class seat to see it all! I love to feel the dirt under my tires! Its almost like a massage. But the one thing I really hate is that darn snow! I always damage my self! If I don't get stuck, I usually spin out, and if I don't spin out I fall. There's so many thing that can happen to me up in the woods!


For example, I can pop a tire, or run out of gas maybe even, break down and totally destroy myself. All those little thing can lead to devastation! Thank the Bike Gods of heaven for a good master, that cleans and maintains me 24/7. He always puts me in neutral before I go to sleep!
Everything counts, and when its time to give him performance. I give him a whole lot! 40 ponies to the wheel! There's never a time when I stall or spit, because my master takes care of me! I have seen other poorly treated bikes in the past, and they look dreadful! To see their sad face as they ride by hurts me! If I were to find their master I would tell my buddy PaintBall, to pop a cap in him.

I enjoy being a dirt bike, going on adventures, and having fun. But I especially love my master for every thing he has done. Boy is being a Dirt Bike awesome!!

"Voice #1"



Iam so excited! Today is the big day, for today is the day I get to move! A brand new city and a brand spanking new home! I can't believe this is happening, I finally can start a new life! No one knows me, so it's time to start over again. Sure I will miss my old friends but I can always make new ones. Maybe their even cooler than the old ones! Ohh man I can't wait this is going to be so cool! The first thing I will do is unpack, and begin to explore my new landscape. Also maybe make some new friends on the 1st day! How awesome is that? My new school looks amazing, it has multiple floors, and 700 people! Think of all the friends I can make! I also have many extra opportunities in the new city! Because theres a lake, Mountains, Snow and so many more extras! I can do whatever I want! Because its still summer vacation too! Ohh man I cant wait!


Voice #2


I am so depressed. Today is the worst day ever, because I am moving away...A new city and a new house this really sucks. I can't believe this is happening. I hate this! No one knows me so how am I supposed to make new friends! It's Impossible, I am going to become a loner or a big loser! Well, the first thing i will do is unpack, and then sit home all year and watch T.V. Apparently my new school looks good, I think it sucks. It has 700 people witch I think is very little. Sure I have many extras like Mountains, lake etc. But I don't hike or swim so its no use to me. Summer Vacation is still on, so I can stay home all day. Man, Moving Sucks big time!

Deep, Deep, Down in old town of Mississippi lived an old man by the name of Mr.Yagernüff. But, this was no ordinary man, he was an insane old creep that thought he could fly to mars. Meet some Aliens, and be one of them. You see, I was his neighbour...


It was May 23 1962, the one time Mr.Yagernüff came out of the in 2 years, he came out with a Rocket thruster and some propane tanks. As the day's went on he kept coming in and out carrying more and more "Space" Items. So I decided to get out my brand spanking new camera and hang out inside the mail box.The mail box (witch was quite large) was located right across the street. The flap were you throw your mail was perfect. With a Straight glance right at his house. I sat there all night and came out in the early morning. I noticed that Mr.Yagernüff was always hanging out in the attic.


Another 2 day went by quickly. And no money. I haven't even seen movement. Only that one light witch turns on everyday, at exactly 9:45pm. Even in the day, not a sound, not a movement. Nothing, just NOTHING. Until May 26 1962, I got my first shot with my camera as he was circling the house with a shovel. Later that night he came out once again. With some letter. All of a sudden he shot a glance at me. My heart started to pound in my chest. He slowly walked up to the mail box. As panic kicks in, I start to burn up with fear. Not knowing what's going to happen, he puts his hand inside the mail box.


As he reaches in, I try not to scream. Slowly, but quickly he releases his tight grip and drop the mail. I look down on my lap to see a letter witch says moving. Another day passed, I was deciding weather or not i was going to open this mysterious letter. After sitting there and thinking I said to my self "Ahhh what the hell". Slowly, I ripped the envelope to see in big bold letter's FLYING HOME...3465 Mar's Dr. That's when it hit me, like a dog riding a bicycle! HE WAS A ALIEN! Rushing to my mother I screamed "MOM Mr.Yagernüff is an Alien"! "Ohh don't be silly Jimmy, did you watch another horror flick"? She laughed at me and continued to read her book. Now, I was on a mission. I have to prove he's a ALIEN! (Dun, Dun, Dun)


Everyday since I sat inside that mail box. Once again the same light turned on at exactly 9:45pm. Until May 27 1962. I fell asleep inside the mailbox, when out of nowhere I started to feel a tiny little rumble. Then it got bigger and bigger and BIGGER. It stoped for a second until the light blinded me. Scrambling for my Camera I start to see the house take lift off! Quickly jumping out of the mail box I start to take random photos. And in the Attic window you can see Mr.Yagernüff staring right at me. As he flys away I quickly sprint home. My Mom and Dad sound asleep. I quietly sneak up to my room to see the pictures.


Till this day no one know what happened to Mr.Yagernüff and his house. No one believed me even when I showed them a picture. Mr.Yagernüff remains a mystery. Was he and Alien or not? I still don't know.

In a land far, far away, there was sixty-nine little children who hated Polish kids. Every day they would ride their bikes, mocking the kid's or even blowing bubbles at them...These kids were very mean and unkind.


One day they blew ballistic bubbles, at the poor Polish kids. It even screwed one kid up (for life), for now he gets nightmares of gigantic man-eating bubbles casing him around the barn yard. Another thing that the evil children would do is hack there PC so they could not ever join a server on Modern Warfare 2. So, one day these Polish kid's were fed up, they decided to put a stop to this madness. They were ready to go on a massive rampage that would destroy these kids. Once and for all. Prepping for battle the Polish kid's bought some "Ballistic Exploding Super Bubbles"! Strapped to some insane rocket thrusters to their bikes, ready for battle they waited for night fall...


Eventually night came. The "Polish Night Riders" (as they called themselves) rode into the night. Taking their usual route, the "Polish Night Riders" waited for the signal from the other Polish kids walking the route. As they heard the scream, this was their signal for rampage. Quickly firing up there rocket thrusters, they raced to their yelp for help. Flying through the night, they saw the horror that was happening. The Evil kid's were hitting them with Nerf swords, while the other's standing around laughing and blowing bubbles. Spontaneously, the laughter stopped. They Evil kids were surrounded and begging for mercy as they were being attacked. You see, the Polish kid's were smart and made their own bubble blowing formula. It was some "Ballistic Exploding Super Bubbles" with a hint of”Super Screaming Vinegar". So if it got into your eye all hell broke loose. Fleeing to their homes, the Polish kid's ran them out of town.


They won the war. And all was safe and sound, no more Evil kid's picking on those awesome Polish kids’s. No more worries of being blown bubbles at. It was all good...Or was it?

My Top 10 word:

1) Sixty-nine

2)Intense

3)Polish

4)Super

5)Ballistic

6)Server

7)Rampage

8)Durp

9)Bubbles

10)Bike

Spontaneously the class erupted in laughter! As I fell to the ground not knowing what happened. It was my first day in my new school and I blew it, I can’t believe it.

You see my day started out fine...I woke up screaming in the middle of the night, thinking that I was being laughed at by hundred of kids. Because my pants fell off. I could not sleep much longer because of the horrible thoughts. For today was the day, where I finally go to my new school. After laying in my bed from 5:00 to 8:00 I realized that it can't be that bad. I can become anything I want to be. Because nobody knows me at all. I can be a jock, the "cool guy", the "popular one", maybe even a "Geek". If I wanted to...(of course) But I was on a mission, every other school that I went to I became the "cool guy". But this time I wanted to become the "popular one". Once my buzzer rang, I rushed out of bed to get dressed. I was a brand new guy. I thought... I had the typical morning. Eat, brush my teeth, grab a lunch, and head down to the bus stop.

As I approached the stop, everyone there was giving me a stare. But this wasn't your normal stare. It was a "New Kid" Stare. Anyways, I got onto the bus. Noticing that it was packed, I sat down in the very front. Probably, were all the losers sit. After 30Min's (Witch felt like 6 hours) we got to the new school. This school was massive, it must of had at least 6 entrances! "I should have gone to the open house" I said under my breath. Out of nowhere, a kid bumps into me and says "move it NEW KID"! That didn't feel so good. As I entered the school I start to wander the hall's. I think to myself I must be lost. I could not possibly find room 69, I don't even think there is a room 69. The bell rang and I had a jolting gust of energy! I started to run. Panicking, I dashed to the office. Out of breath I asked " Were--is--room--6-9"? 'Turn around" the old councilor said, in a croaky voice. Quickly, I spun around to see the room 69.

It was 5 minutes after the bell when I got to the class room. As everybody stared at me, the teacher screamed "YOU'RE LATE"!! "Sorry, I could not find the classroom" I said softly. "You can have a seat by Jimmy"! The teacher yelled. I looked at Jimmy. He looked like a sore loser, picking his nose and what not, but an OK kid (At first sight). The desk was in the back corner of the class. I slowly, approached the desk and then someone put a foot out. That's when it all turned ugly. Spontaneously the class erupted in laughter! As I fell to the ground not knowing what happened. Even the teacher laughed! Scrambling from my books, I sprinted to the desk and sat down beside Jimmy. "I am Mr.Yagernüff you're new teac--" He burst out laughing again, as he high fived the kid who tripped me. I was devastated. As I sat there a couple kids looked at me and said under their breath "Hey Clutzilla, why don’t you come over here"? "Ohh wait DON'T TRIP'! The class laughed one more time. Along with the teacher. Who would have thought that I would have the meanest teacher in the school? On the plus side at least I am not the "cool guy". I am a "Clutzilla".

For the rest of the day, I sat there with my head down. Wondering, and wondering how am I going to fix this? So, I thought it over and said to myself. "How would you fix this'?

1) I was walking down the street staring at my feet then I saw kitty staring right at me.

2) Look down the drain what do you see I see a horse what about you?

3)I saw a couple cool stuff today there were lions and hippos and giraffes too it was so exciting!

4) Today I was playing a game then I look at the box it said This game sucks so I had to go back to the store and return it.

5)Once there was a boy he was very happy he went all around singing and yelling cool words like awesome and Possum.

There are lots of amazing video games. They could be based, on sports and shooting. Sometimes you find your self playing in the morning. While, your parents are sleeping. So, you must keep the volume down! Or, you will wake them up.

Strangely, today I have been assigned to write a story using "Sentence openers"...Well, he goes.

He awoke screaming, as another of his nightmares attacked! Rushing to his aid, his mother with a glass of water and some aspirin to help the headache. You see, Jimmy was a strange little boy. Ever since the accident...1 year ago, Jimmy was riding his bike when a squirrel jumped out and was caught under his tire dead. Lying there on the dirt path was that squirrel. He was devastated. Now he gets nightmare's every night, about the squirrel, and how it happened. But under his tire it was no ordinary squirrel (In his dreams), for it was a man eating death squirrel who wanted to destroy Jimmy! Now, when Jimmy sees such a poor little creature, he flips out and screams "DON'T BITE MY HEAD OFF"! The only way this could be stopped is by therapy and intense treatment. But over time he fully recovered and was back to his old strange self...Until he um...shoot the moose, but that's a different story. Jimmy once again gets nightmares and beats him self up. But, like I said that's a entirely, different story.

Subject: The Boy exhaled a gust of air. The fish drowned.

Prepositional: In the car, there was a cat. Above the world, an asteroid hurtles in space.

-ly word: Stupidly, he jumped. Painfully, he broke his leg.

-ing: Singing to the world. Shooting the targets, was easy.

Clausal: Although was large, he was no match. Since that day, he as no longer the same.

Vss: My horse is amazing! He was shocked.

-ed: Excited, he rushed out the door. Engaged in his writing, he was great!

Think about it a dancing bunny throwing Candy's around to small little children. Petefile much? Sure, you might not be thinking that but I will explain how this evil creature creeps on people. I think everybody by now is pretty sure that a Easter bunny is a fake (sorry to break it to you buddy). But who really came up with this ridiculous idea of Bunny's throwing Candy, chocolate's, or even dressing up they them and going to a school and scaring children. I am also very confused with who made this up. But iam sure that this is a little fraud by all the chocolate Bunny company's, to make children eat more Bunny's! Were did you think all the bunny's in Kelowna went? Oooo lemme guess? The Chocolate bunny Factory, were they take those poor helpless creatures, and turn them into those delicious chocolate bunny's. Which every body wants on this Special day!


Now the creeping part...Ever had an Easter egg hunt in your house before? How, do you think they got there? Yea, that's right a bunny broke into your house and hid eggs. What they did to you is a mystery...No one will ever find out. Because the cunning stealthiness of that bunny, Is amazing!(Like my horse)Wonder why your parents told you that they hid the chocolate? It's because they don't want to scare you...But now the truth is all revealed! Next time you see a cute little bunny, think about how he is going to break into your house and hide some egg's...!

This Picture that is being displayed is a fake and i will list the reasons why in this paragraph. Well first off water never ever looks like silk, because water isn't silk.You see, this obliviously means that this "Cool Water' is from a different planet!(oooooo, awwwwww). Now by my calculations this Water has come from the Giant Rock called "Pluto'. You see long ago, when Pluto was just a small little asteroid it carried amazing life, and "cool water". But one day the tiny little astride fell form the sky and hit earth traveling at around lets say 700000 Km per Hour, and on impact took Hiroshima out with 1 blow. The Americans say that they nuked to Japs, but you see it was all a lie. Its was just to make them popular. They found out about this asteroid heading to earth about 1 year before and by there calculations it would hit Japan at 5:16 pm.


So, what they did it "Pretended" to drop a nuke witch they did not, and basically waited for the massive asteroid hit earth. Now the picture, was taken by a troop on the bomb carrier and right when it was going to hit it he took a picture of it... And what they saw shocked for it was the picture of COOOOOLLL Water. And that's my Awesome Possum Theory on how they got this amazing picture.

In a magical town, Kelowna. There was a little boy named Scary Student (AKA: S.S). You see, S.S was no ordinary student, for he Had one of the greatest fears of all...FINAL EXAMS...(Dun,Dun,Dun). This has been his fear for 3 years now, ever since the accident...What a tragic day is was, S.S was an normal kid 3 years ago till BOOM! He failed his Exam. That day he came home crying to his mother, and till this date whenever he even hears the word EXAM he freaks out stiffen ups and dose not got to school. He even has nightmares about how he gets eaten by a enormous Final Exam and then turns into a letter F...He has been failing grade 7 for 4 years now, and no matter what S.S's mother dose he will not take that Exam!


Now,is the day that all this changes!For, S.S's mom has planed out how to finally make S.S take that Exam and Pass...And this is how it goes! While S.S is asleep the teacher and his mom will basically pull him out of bed, drive him to the place he hates the most school. Chain him down to a desk, and yell Exam!!! HE wakes up Screaming, and in front of him he sees the most petrifying in the world the final exam! He squirms around trying to break free, but its no use. He sits in the the desk with no food or water for 1 day straight till he yells "I'll do it!" As his mom and teacher gaze in shock and awe. Slowly...S.S picks up the pencil. Biting his tounge, as he try's not to cry.


As the tears roll down his little checks, he starts to write, a couple hours later he finally says "done". Screaming, and running out of the room, he sprints to his house at lays in his bed. Four days have pasted. He hasn't eaten or drank anything. Eventually the test came. He was shaking with fear. While his mother was unpacking the test score, he was hyperventilating. But then his mother read out loud 87% a A.

He yelped in joy and was insanely happy. And ever since that day he never failed a test again. And he passed grade 7. He went on becoming a doctor. He looks back on this day and sees what a wimp he was.

What is S.S afraid of?

SS is very afraid of Final Exams, he stiffen ups and refuses to go the school. Even when he hears the word he screams, and runs out of the classroom

How does this fear negatively affect his life?

He is in the same grade for 3 years now because when the exam comes he doesn't do it and fails almost every single course that he takes.l

How dose SS overcome the fear?

One day his mother wakes up, while SS is sleeping drives him to the school chains to a desk and when he wakes up there is a test in front of him, after 1 day with no food or water he finally dose the test and get 89%.

How dose his life improve?

Now he can write all his exams and finally not fail his courses for the 4th year, but he still stiffen ups at times, but he is all goood.

Over the period of spring break I will be doing many marvelous things, that the human mind could never think of. And that is why I will be telling you this adventure. Well, first off i would buy a private jet, like maybe F-14 Tomcat, something around the line of supersonic speed. Fly to Europe with my amazing Google earth flight simulator skillz. Maybe, do a couple barrel roles, flips and all that Jazz (if you know what I mean). While flying over Germany, I would simply press the big RED butten and eject out of the plane landing in a car lot in Frankfurt. As everyone is looking at me in shock, I reach my hands out and say Greetings Earthlings! *everybody gazes in shock and awe*... Were is that Bugatti?. Hopefully without any problem (like the cops coming) the Germans will lead me to a Bugatti or AKA: The fastest street legal car in the world...(because that's how I role...). Meanwhile, I ride on the streets of Germany I might just slowly make my way onto the autobahn... And HIT TOP SPEEDS OF 403 kph... You know nothing to extreme. Maybe rob a few banks here and there but nothing too extreme... After all that is done I would fly home eat some food, and hit that sack, that would be a typical weekday thing. But weekends you see are a whole new story. The weekends is where the fun begins. Going to a Casino even thou iam under age by like 9 years, but its all good because iam and awesome possum. Its one of my get rich shemes you see because i own the casino, making millions a day, yea...I love spring break...

Greetings,Children from the future! As you all know, witch I think you all do not know, that is... While you are reading this I will be in the year 1920 looking for one of the most hatted men in the the world.Yes...Adolf Hitler leader of the Nazi party back in the late 30's (ring a bell?). Anyways, I am going to try to kidnap, or in this case Adultnap Hitler and foil his plans or starting World War II. How? You ask? Well that's quite simple really; for I Oliers_rock have created a one of a kind time machine...that can basically take you back as far as the mid-1880's, and no it is not a Delorean,but a Delorean V8 (you need some more ponies to hit 150kph). After he is Adultnped, I will bring him back to the future, creating a catastrophic time lapse...Meaning nobody but me will know that, there was a thing like World War II. I do not know how this will effect the Russian's,the Jap's or ower fellow Americans. But one thing is for sure, there will not be a World War II.


After all that is done and no one remembers the great World War II, I will simply check the lottery numbers today, Go back 4 days enter my awesome possum ticket. And, win around 25 million buck's (yes its that easy) and on the plus side, that should cover the 5,000 dollar energy bill from using that 6.7 Gigawatt energy to power the Delorean. As you all remember there was a time when ze magical computer, did not exist. Once again on my little scheme on making my self one of the most rich guys in the whole world. I would basically take a laptop, go back around 45 years. Showing it to some geek scientist back in the day, making me insta-rich. After making 100 billion, I will destroy the time machine and live happily ever after...I think...Isn't having a Time machine just great, to bad you don't have one SUCKKKKA!

THE END



P.S
World War II whats that?!?!?!

BAM! Another prank pulled by the amazing Mr.Invisible, as I jump around naked pulling insane tricks on people. OK so today I was told to write what would I do if I was invisible, and that's what ill just do. So, first off i would find a kid that I really don't like, with my stealthy skills I would sneak into his house. While he is in his room, I slowly close the door and last second i slam it BAM! just like that. He would be like OK that was just the wind, and right then the room spontaneously explode with rattling of pencils, windows opening, pushing down onto his chair I whisper into his ear in an nice soft tone of voice..."Boo"... He gets up screaming "MOM! There is a ghost in the house AHHHHH!".


Now wouldn't that be great. Next, I would go to one of those wishing fountain's, and wait till a person throws a penny into the water. Slowly, with out a sound get up and tell him "anit gonna happen buddy...". "Waaa?!?" he would say, I would scream into his ear "NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!". Now that would most likely scare the living daylight from his head. Well, aren't these just awesome ideas but I think this one would be the best. So, go to a dollar store steal one of them fancy laser pointers. Go out into the streets and while person is walking down that street you shine the laser onto the sidewalk, right then he would probably spin right round and look around. But don't forget that iam invisible. You would keep doing that till he starts getting frustrated. Following him home. Ring his doorbell after waiting for about 30 Min's, as he opens the door you shine it on the step and then slowly onto his body, he screams runs inside...And you keep doing that till they totally freak call the cops of something along those lines. So, ya that's what I would do if I was an Awesome possum Mr.Invisible man!

What makes me feel powerful:

Well, there are count less things that make me feel powerful in many ways for example when every time I kick start my Dirt bike and feel all the vibrations from the engine. They rush to my head, and I get that spontaneous feeling that I rule the Dirt (AKA: Powerful). Another way is when ever I sit down to play so Modern Warfare 2, but that's only when I do good in a match, otherwise it dose not +, I Prefer the Sweet smell of 2-stroke gasoline.

What make me feel powerless:

Whenever my mom tells me to do this do that, also whenever iam snowboarding and I hit a rail, then into a jump. I land them both, and then comes along so guy hits the same rail boardsilding it into a 360 Indy off. And then also hits the same jump pulling off an insane 360 nose grab. But what makes me feel powerless even more is when somebody proves that your wrong. For Example you are pretty sure that the answer to a math question is 2397, but then comes along Mr.Smart and totally ruins your confidence saying that the answer is 2369, you try it on a calculator and what do you know. The answer is in fact is 2369. That really ruins my day!