Infant

In a land far, far away, there was sixty-nine little children who hated Polish kids. Every day they would ride their bikes, mocking the kid's or even blowing bubbles at them...These kids were very mean and unkind.


One day they blew ballistic bubbles, at the poor Polish kids. It even screwed one kid up (for life), for now he gets nightmares of gigantic man-eating bubbles casing him around the barn yard. Another thing that the evil children would do is hack there PC so they could not ever join a server on Modern Warfare 2. So, one day these Polish kid's were fed up, they decided to put a stop to this madness. They were ready to go on a massive rampage that would destroy these kids. Once and for all. Prepping for battle the Polish kid's bought some "Ballistic Exploding Super Bubbles"! Strapped to some insane rocket thrusters to their bikes, ready for battle they waited for night fall...


Eventually night came. The "Polish Night Riders" (as they called themselves) rode into the night. Taking their usual route, the "Polish Night Riders" waited for the signal from the other Polish kids walking the route. As they heard the scream, this was their signal for rampage. Quickly firing up there rocket thrusters, they raced to their yelp for help. Flying through the night, they saw the horror that was happening. The Evil kid's were hitting them with Nerf swords, while the other's standing around laughing and blowing bubbles. Spontaneously, the laughter stopped. They Evil kids were surrounded and begging for mercy as they were being attacked. You see, the Polish kid's were smart and made their own bubble blowing formula. It was some "Ballistic Exploding Super Bubbles" with a hint of”Super Screaming Vinegar". So if it got into your eye all hell broke loose. Fleeing to their homes, the Polish kid's ran them out of town.


They won the war. And all was safe and sound, no more Evil kid's picking on those awesome Polish kids’s. No more worries of being blown bubbles at. It was all good...Or was it?