Infant

Hey, all you gamers out there!?! How would you like a console that could only do anything, you command it to do! It's the best console out there and its called the Playstaion 3, yes not the 2end but the 3rd. Its top of the line! Better than the Xbox-360 any day. For it has Blu-ray, a high-definition DVD player the brings everything to life! Also the Blu-ray disk hold 50Gigs of memory. Compared to the Xbox-360 disk witch is only holds 15Gigs of memory!



The Ps3 online mutiplayer is free, unlike the Xbox-360 witch costs 120 bucks a month! What a rip off! The online is also much better then Xbox-360! There are so many great things about the revolutionary console that will blow your mind in many ways.

This system can:

1) Play Blu-Ray (A high Definition DVD player)
2) Online is free! (Don't have to pay 120 Dollars)
3) Ps3 Disks are much bigger (Ps3: 50 Gig, Xbox: 15 Gigs)
4) Motion Sensor technology in controller!
5)Much better exclusive games (They bring out Imagination, with all ages)
6)You Can brows the web.
7)The Hard Drive is twice the size (Compared to Xbox-360)

This Console "Can Do Everything"!

Obviously, this is the Superior console that everyone in the world is talking about! It has so many cool and amazing feature's that its awesome! So Go ahead Buy a Xbox-360, Wii, Or even a PC. I am just telling you that you are missing out on the greatest system known to man!

You Are Going To Love This System!

Yea, Sony Has made a better console then us. - MicroSoft

This is the Superior console for all gaming! Thanks for this system Sony! - Rockstar Games

You see, Even the biggest companies in America are saying that the Ps3 is the best! So, what are you waiting for go buy a Ps3 TODAY!

Wrooooooom! As my engine roars to the moon, my master opens my throttle wider, and wider, and WIDER! I cant handle this anymore, I start to feel a little underpowered in my top-end. Finally he shift into 3rd gear lets me rip. You see I am a Dirt Bike. But not any ordinary Dirt Bike, I Simply a KTM 125 Sx!


The Superior Bike in all classes, when I awake all I want to do is roost (Spin out)! Theres, some urge in my motor, I want to go faster, and faster! That's what I love, also many other things. Like Fresh 2 stroke mix Gasoline, that always quenches my thirst! Or maybe when my master cleans my air filter, I can taste the fresh air already (mmm-mmm Good!) Whenever I go for a ride with my master, I see nature everywhere. From Trees to bushes, from bushes to animals. I get a first class seat to see it all! I love to feel the dirt under my tires! Its almost like a massage. But the one thing I really hate is that darn snow! I always damage my self! If I don't get stuck, I usually spin out, and if I don't spin out I fall. There's so many thing that can happen to me up in the woods!


For example, I can pop a tire, or run out of gas maybe even, break down and totally destroy myself. All those little thing can lead to devastation! Thank the Bike Gods of heaven for a good master, that cleans and maintains me 24/7. He always puts me in neutral before I go to sleep!
Everything counts, and when its time to give him performance. I give him a whole lot! 40 ponies to the wheel! There's never a time when I stall or spit, because my master takes care of me! I have seen other poorly treated bikes in the past, and they look dreadful! To see their sad face as they ride by hurts me! If I were to find their master I would tell my buddy PaintBall, to pop a cap in him.

I enjoy being a dirt bike, going on adventures, and having fun. But I especially love my master for every thing he has done. Boy is being a Dirt Bike awesome!!

"Voice #1"



Iam so excited! Today is the big day, for today is the day I get to move! A brand new city and a brand spanking new home! I can't believe this is happening, I finally can start a new life! No one knows me, so it's time to start over again. Sure I will miss my old friends but I can always make new ones. Maybe their even cooler than the old ones! Ohh man I can't wait this is going to be so cool! The first thing I will do is unpack, and begin to explore my new landscape. Also maybe make some new friends on the 1st day! How awesome is that? My new school looks amazing, it has multiple floors, and 700 people! Think of all the friends I can make! I also have many extra opportunities in the new city! Because theres a lake, Mountains, Snow and so many more extras! I can do whatever I want! Because its still summer vacation too! Ohh man I cant wait!


Voice #2


I am so depressed. Today is the worst day ever, because I am moving away...A new city and a new house this really sucks. I can't believe this is happening. I hate this! No one knows me so how am I supposed to make new friends! It's Impossible, I am going to become a loner or a big loser! Well, the first thing i will do is unpack, and then sit home all year and watch T.V. Apparently my new school looks good, I think it sucks. It has 700 people witch I think is very little. Sure I have many extras like Mountains, lake etc. But I don't hike or swim so its no use to me. Summer Vacation is still on, so I can stay home all day. Man, Moving Sucks big time!

Deep, Deep, Down in old town of Mississippi lived an old man by the name of Mr.Yagernüff. But, this was no ordinary man, he was an insane old creep that thought he could fly to mars. Meet some Aliens, and be one of them. You see, I was his neighbour...


It was May 23 1962, the one time Mr.Yagernüff came out of the in 2 years, he came out with a Rocket thruster and some propane tanks. As the day's went on he kept coming in and out carrying more and more "Space" Items. So I decided to get out my brand spanking new camera and hang out inside the mail box.The mail box (witch was quite large) was located right across the street. The flap were you throw your mail was perfect. With a Straight glance right at his house. I sat there all night and came out in the early morning. I noticed that Mr.Yagernüff was always hanging out in the attic.


Another 2 day went by quickly. And no money. I haven't even seen movement. Only that one light witch turns on everyday, at exactly 9:45pm. Even in the day, not a sound, not a movement. Nothing, just NOTHING. Until May 26 1962, I got my first shot with my camera as he was circling the house with a shovel. Later that night he came out once again. With some letter. All of a sudden he shot a glance at me. My heart started to pound in my chest. He slowly walked up to the mail box. As panic kicks in, I start to burn up with fear. Not knowing what's going to happen, he puts his hand inside the mail box.


As he reaches in, I try not to scream. Slowly, but quickly he releases his tight grip and drop the mail. I look down on my lap to see a letter witch says moving. Another day passed, I was deciding weather or not i was going to open this mysterious letter. After sitting there and thinking I said to my self "Ahhh what the hell". Slowly, I ripped the envelope to see in big bold letter's FLYING HOME...3465 Mar's Dr. That's when it hit me, like a dog riding a bicycle! HE WAS A ALIEN! Rushing to my mother I screamed "MOM Mr.Yagernüff is an Alien"! "Ohh don't be silly Jimmy, did you watch another horror flick"? She laughed at me and continued to read her book. Now, I was on a mission. I have to prove he's a ALIEN! (Dun, Dun, Dun)


Everyday since I sat inside that mail box. Once again the same light turned on at exactly 9:45pm. Until May 27 1962. I fell asleep inside the mailbox, when out of nowhere I started to feel a tiny little rumble. Then it got bigger and bigger and BIGGER. It stoped for a second until the light blinded me. Scrambling for my Camera I start to see the house take lift off! Quickly jumping out of the mail box I start to take random photos. And in the Attic window you can see Mr.Yagernüff staring right at me. As he flys away I quickly sprint home. My Mom and Dad sound asleep. I quietly sneak up to my room to see the pictures.


Till this day no one know what happened to Mr.Yagernüff and his house. No one believed me even when I showed them a picture. Mr.Yagernüff remains a mystery. Was he and Alien or not? I still don't know.

In a land far, far away, there was sixty-nine little children who hated Polish kids. Every day they would ride their bikes, mocking the kid's or even blowing bubbles at them...These kids were very mean and unkind.


One day they blew ballistic bubbles, at the poor Polish kids. It even screwed one kid up (for life), for now he gets nightmares of gigantic man-eating bubbles casing him around the barn yard. Another thing that the evil children would do is hack there PC so they could not ever join a server on Modern Warfare 2. So, one day these Polish kid's were fed up, they decided to put a stop to this madness. They were ready to go on a massive rampage that would destroy these kids. Once and for all. Prepping for battle the Polish kid's bought some "Ballistic Exploding Super Bubbles"! Strapped to some insane rocket thrusters to their bikes, ready for battle they waited for night fall...


Eventually night came. The "Polish Night Riders" (as they called themselves) rode into the night. Taking their usual route, the "Polish Night Riders" waited for the signal from the other Polish kids walking the route. As they heard the scream, this was their signal for rampage. Quickly firing up there rocket thrusters, they raced to their yelp for help. Flying through the night, they saw the horror that was happening. The Evil kid's were hitting them with Nerf swords, while the other's standing around laughing and blowing bubbles. Spontaneously, the laughter stopped. They Evil kids were surrounded and begging for mercy as they were being attacked. You see, the Polish kid's were smart and made their own bubble blowing formula. It was some "Ballistic Exploding Super Bubbles" with a hint of”Super Screaming Vinegar". So if it got into your eye all hell broke loose. Fleeing to their homes, the Polish kid's ran them out of town.


They won the war. And all was safe and sound, no more Evil kid's picking on those awesome Polish kids’s. No more worries of being blown bubbles at. It was all good...Or was it?