Infant

My Top 10 word:

1) Sixty-nine

2)Intense

3)Polish

4)Super

5)Ballistic

6)Server

7)Rampage

8)Durp

9)Bubbles

10)Bike

Spontaneously the class erupted in laughter! As I fell to the ground not knowing what happened. It was my first day in my new school and I blew it, I can’t believe it.

You see my day started out fine...I woke up screaming in the middle of the night, thinking that I was being laughed at by hundred of kids. Because my pants fell off. I could not sleep much longer because of the horrible thoughts. For today was the day, where I finally go to my new school. After laying in my bed from 5:00 to 8:00 I realized that it can't be that bad. I can become anything I want to be. Because nobody knows me at all. I can be a jock, the "cool guy", the "popular one", maybe even a "Geek". If I wanted to...(of course) But I was on a mission, every other school that I went to I became the "cool guy". But this time I wanted to become the "popular one". Once my buzzer rang, I rushed out of bed to get dressed. I was a brand new guy. I thought... I had the typical morning. Eat, brush my teeth, grab a lunch, and head down to the bus stop.

As I approached the stop, everyone there was giving me a stare. But this wasn't your normal stare. It was a "New Kid" Stare. Anyways, I got onto the bus. Noticing that it was packed, I sat down in the very front. Probably, were all the losers sit. After 30Min's (Witch felt like 6 hours) we got to the new school. This school was massive, it must of had at least 6 entrances! "I should have gone to the open house" I said under my breath. Out of nowhere, a kid bumps into me and says "move it NEW KID"! That didn't feel so good. As I entered the school I start to wander the hall's. I think to myself I must be lost. I could not possibly find room 69, I don't even think there is a room 69. The bell rang and I had a jolting gust of energy! I started to run. Panicking, I dashed to the office. Out of breath I asked " Were--is--room--6-9"? 'Turn around" the old councilor said, in a croaky voice. Quickly, I spun around to see the room 69.

It was 5 minutes after the bell when I got to the class room. As everybody stared at me, the teacher screamed "YOU'RE LATE"!! "Sorry, I could not find the classroom" I said softly. "You can have a seat by Jimmy"! The teacher yelled. I looked at Jimmy. He looked like a sore loser, picking his nose and what not, but an OK kid (At first sight). The desk was in the back corner of the class. I slowly, approached the desk and then someone put a foot out. That's when it all turned ugly. Spontaneously the class erupted in laughter! As I fell to the ground not knowing what happened. Even the teacher laughed! Scrambling from my books, I sprinted to the desk and sat down beside Jimmy. "I am Mr.Yagernüff you're new teac--" He burst out laughing again, as he high fived the kid who tripped me. I was devastated. As I sat there a couple kids looked at me and said under their breath "Hey Clutzilla, why don’t you come over here"? "Ohh wait DON'T TRIP'! The class laughed one more time. Along with the teacher. Who would have thought that I would have the meanest teacher in the school? On the plus side at least I am not the "cool guy". I am a "Clutzilla".

For the rest of the day, I sat there with my head down. Wondering, and wondering how am I going to fix this? So, I thought it over and said to myself. "How would you fix this'?

1) I was walking down the street staring at my feet then I saw kitty staring right at me.

2) Look down the drain what do you see I see a horse what about you?

3)I saw a couple cool stuff today there were lions and hippos and giraffes too it was so exciting!

4) Today I was playing a game then I look at the box it said This game sucks so I had to go back to the store and return it.

5)Once there was a boy he was very happy he went all around singing and yelling cool words like awesome and Possum.

There are lots of amazing video games. They could be based, on sports and shooting. Sometimes you find your self playing in the morning. While, your parents are sleeping. So, you must keep the volume down! Or, you will wake them up.

Strangely, today I have been assigned to write a story using "Sentence openers"...Well, he goes.

He awoke screaming, as another of his nightmares attacked! Rushing to his aid, his mother with a glass of water and some aspirin to help the headache. You see, Jimmy was a strange little boy. Ever since the accident...1 year ago, Jimmy was riding his bike when a squirrel jumped out and was caught under his tire dead. Lying there on the dirt path was that squirrel. He was devastated. Now he gets nightmare's every night, about the squirrel, and how it happened. But under his tire it was no ordinary squirrel (In his dreams), for it was a man eating death squirrel who wanted to destroy Jimmy! Now, when Jimmy sees such a poor little creature, he flips out and screams "DON'T BITE MY HEAD OFF"! The only way this could be stopped is by therapy and intense treatment. But over time he fully recovered and was back to his old strange self...Until he um...shoot the moose, but that's a different story. Jimmy once again gets nightmares and beats him self up. But, like I said that's a entirely, different story.

Subject: The Boy exhaled a gust of air. The fish drowned.

Prepositional: In the car, there was a cat. Above the world, an asteroid hurtles in space.

-ly word: Stupidly, he jumped. Painfully, he broke his leg.

-ing: Singing to the world. Shooting the targets, was easy.

Clausal: Although was large, he was no match. Since that day, he as no longer the same.

Vss: My horse is amazing! He was shocked.

-ed: Excited, he rushed out the door. Engaged in his writing, he was great!

Think about it a dancing bunny throwing Candy's around to small little children. Petefile much? Sure, you might not be thinking that but I will explain how this evil creature creeps on people. I think everybody by now is pretty sure that a Easter bunny is a fake (sorry to break it to you buddy). But who really came up with this ridiculous idea of Bunny's throwing Candy, chocolate's, or even dressing up they them and going to a school and scaring children. I am also very confused with who made this up. But iam sure that this is a little fraud by all the chocolate Bunny company's, to make children eat more Bunny's! Were did you think all the bunny's in Kelowna went? Oooo lemme guess? The Chocolate bunny Factory, were they take those poor helpless creatures, and turn them into those delicious chocolate bunny's. Which every body wants on this Special day!


Now the creeping part...Ever had an Easter egg hunt in your house before? How, do you think they got there? Yea, that's right a bunny broke into your house and hid eggs. What they did to you is a mystery...No one will ever find out. Because the cunning stealthiness of that bunny, Is amazing!(Like my horse)Wonder why your parents told you that they hid the chocolate? It's because they don't want to scare you...But now the truth is all revealed! Next time you see a cute little bunny, think about how he is going to break into your house and hide some egg's...!