Over the period of spring break I will be doing many marvelous things, that the human mind could never think of. And that is why I will be telling you this adventure. Well, first off i would buy a private jet, like maybe F-14 Tomcat, something around the line of supersonic speed. Fly to Europe with my amazing Google earth flight simulator skillz. Maybe, do a couple barrel roles, flips and all that Jazz (if you know what I mean). While flying over Germany, I would simply press the big RED butten and eject out of the plane landing in a car lot in Frankfurt. As everyone is looking at me in shock, I reach my hands out and say Greetings Earthlings! *everybody gazes in shock and awe*... Were is that Bugatti?. Hopefully without any problem (like the cops coming) the Germans will lead me to a Bugatti or AKA: The fastest street legal car in the world...(because that's how I role...). Meanwhile, I ride on the streets of Germany I might just slowly make my way onto the autobahn... And HIT TOP SPEEDS OF 403 kph... You know nothing to extreme. Maybe rob a few banks here and there but nothing too extreme... After all that is done I would fly home eat some food, and hit that sack, that would be a typical weekday thing. But weekends you see are a whole new story. The weekends is where the fun begins. Going to a Casino even thou iam under age by like 9 years, but its all good because iam and awesome possum. Its one of my get rich shemes you see because i own the casino, making millions a day, yea...I love spring break...
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Greetings,Children from the future! As you all know, witch I think you all do not know, that is... While you are reading this I will be in the year 1920 looking for one of the most hatted men in the the world.Yes...Adolf Hitler leader of the Nazi party back in the late 30's (ring a bell?). Anyways, I am going to try to kidnap, or in this case Adultnap Hitler and foil his plans or starting World War II. How? You ask? Well that's quite simple really; for I Oliers_rock have created a one of a kind time machine...that can basically take you back as far as the mid-1880's, and no it is not a Delorean,but a Delorean V8 (you need some more ponies to hit 150kph). After he is Adultnped, I will bring him back to the future, creating a catastrophic time lapse...Meaning nobody but me will know that, there was a thing like World War II. I do not know how this will effect the Russian's,the Jap's or ower fellow Americans. But one thing is for sure, there will not be a World War II.
After all that is done and no one remembers the great World War II, I will simply check the lottery numbers today, Go back 4 days enter my awesome possum ticket. And, win around 25 million buck's (yes its that easy) and on the plus side, that should cover the 5,000 dollar energy bill from using that 6.7 Gigawatt energy to power the Delorean. As you all remember there was a time when ze magical computer, did not exist. Once again on my little scheme on making my self one of the most rich guys in the whole world. I would basically take a laptop, go back around 45 years. Showing it to some geek scientist back in the day, making me insta-rich. After making 100 billion, I will destroy the time machine and live happily ever after...I think...Isn't having a Time machine just great, to bad you don't have one SUCKKKKA!
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World War II whats that?!?!?!
After all that is done and no one remembers the great World War II, I will simply check the lottery numbers today, Go back 4 days enter my awesome possum ticket. And, win around 25 million buck's (yes its that easy) and on the plus side, that should cover the 5,000 dollar energy bill from using that 6.7 Gigawatt energy to power the Delorean. As you all remember there was a time when ze magical computer, did not exist. Once again on my little scheme on making my self one of the most rich guys in the whole world. I would basically take a laptop, go back around 45 years. Showing it to some geek scientist back in the day, making me insta-rich. After making 100 billion, I will destroy the time machine and live happily ever after...I think...Isn't having a Time machine just great, to bad you don't have one SUCKKKKA!
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World War II whats that?!?!?!
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BAM! Another prank pulled by the amazing Mr.Invisible, as I jump around naked pulling insane tricks on people. OK so today I was told to write what would I do if I was invisible, and that's what ill just do. So, first off i would find a kid that I really don't like, with my stealthy skills I would sneak into his house. While he is in his room, I slowly close the door and last second i slam it BAM! just like that. He would be like OK that was just the wind, and right then the room spontaneously explode with rattling of pencils, windows opening, pushing down onto his chair I whisper into his ear in an nice soft tone of voice..."Boo"... He gets up screaming "MOM! There is a ghost in the house AHHHHH!".
Now wouldn't that be great. Next, I would go to one of those wishing fountain's, and wait till a person throws a penny into the water. Slowly, with out a sound get up and tell him "anit gonna happen buddy...". "Waaa?!?" he would say, I would scream into his ear "NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!". Now that would most likely scare the living daylight from his head. Well, aren't these just awesome ideas but I think this one would be the best. So, go to a dollar store steal one of them fancy laser pointers. Go out into the streets and while person is walking down that street you shine the laser onto the sidewalk, right then he would probably spin right round and look around. But don't forget that iam invisible. You would keep doing that till he starts getting frustrated. Following him home. Ring his doorbell after waiting for about 30 Min's, as he opens the door you shine it on the step and then slowly onto his body, he screams runs inside...And you keep doing that till they totally freak call the cops of something along those lines. So, ya that's what I would do if I was an Awesome possum Mr.Invisible man!
Now wouldn't that be great. Next, I would go to one of those wishing fountain's, and wait till a person throws a penny into the water. Slowly, with out a sound get up and tell him "anit gonna happen buddy...". "Waaa?!?" he would say, I would scream into his ear "NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!". Now that would most likely scare the living daylight from his head. Well, aren't these just awesome ideas but I think this one would be the best. So, go to a dollar store steal one of them fancy laser pointers. Go out into the streets and while person is walking down that street you shine the laser onto the sidewalk, right then he would probably spin right round and look around. But don't forget that iam invisible. You would keep doing that till he starts getting frustrated. Following him home. Ring his doorbell after waiting for about 30 Min's, as he opens the door you shine it on the step and then slowly onto his body, he screams runs inside...And you keep doing that till they totally freak call the cops of something along those lines. So, ya that's what I would do if I was an Awesome possum Mr.Invisible man!
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What makes me feel powerful:
Well, there are count less things that make me feel powerful in many ways for example when every time I kick start my Dirt bike and feel all the vibrations from the engine. They rush to my head, and I get that spontaneous feeling that I rule the Dirt (AKA: Powerful). Another way is when ever I sit down to play so Modern Warfare 2, but that's only when I do good in a match, otherwise it dose not +, I Prefer the Sweet smell of 2-stroke gasoline.
What make me feel powerless:
Whenever my mom tells me to do this do that, also whenever iam snowboarding and I hit a rail, then into a jump. I land them both, and then comes along so guy hits the same rail boardsilding it into a 360 Indy off. And then also hits the same jump pulling off an insane 360 nose grab. But what makes me feel powerless even more is when somebody proves that your wrong. For Example you are pretty sure that the answer to a math question is 2397, but then comes along Mr.Smart and totally ruins your confidence saying that the answer is 2369, you try it on a calculator and what do you know. The answer is in fact is 2369. That really ruins my day!
Well, there are count less things that make me feel powerful in many ways for example when every time I kick start my Dirt bike and feel all the vibrations from the engine. They rush to my head, and I get that spontaneous feeling that I rule the Dirt (AKA: Powerful). Another way is when ever I sit down to play so Modern Warfare 2, but that's only when I do good in a match, otherwise it dose not +, I Prefer the Sweet smell of 2-stroke gasoline.
What make me feel powerless:
Whenever my mom tells me to do this do that, also whenever iam snowboarding and I hit a rail, then into a jump. I land them both, and then comes along so guy hits the same rail boardsilding it into a 360 Indy off. And then also hits the same jump pulling off an insane 360 nose grab. But what makes me feel powerless even more is when somebody proves that your wrong. For Example you are pretty sure that the answer to a math question is 2397, but then comes along Mr.Smart and totally ruins your confidence saying that the answer is 2369, you try it on a calculator and what do you know. The answer is in fact is 2369. That really ruins my day!
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